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My daughter is currently more mature than my youngest brother. My youngest brother's immaturity levels have sunk to such depths that I actually look like I didn't completely fuck up for at least half my life so far. This is either extremely hilarious, or extremely depressing. I can't decide.

( Private to Eddie )

For the weirdest reason, I feel like playing chess.

Because some moments just have to be shared:

( sello-taped in )

Don't pout, Quinnikins. It's not very attractive. Sasha and Allie, good job!

Well, shit. We heard this morning our neighbours were robbed. I have a sudden new respect for tealeaf readings.

I never appreciated good behaviour from students in Hogwarts until I had to go back and teach them myself. Next kid to throw an aeroplane at the back of my head gets quality time with Filch.

Lottie the Artist seems to like scrawling in my stuff indiscriminatorily, including on the walls. At least the inks are out of reach and everything else is washable. Apparently I have to show her off to her grandmother when she COMES OVER NEXT WEEKEND. Quintus, you'd better be here, unless you want Mum hounding after you. In other words, please. Feel free to bugger off. I'd like to see you get a few howlers for getting flakey on everyone.

And, before I forget: Hey, Sinistra? Your mum's still hot.

( sleep well darling. wherever you are. I hope that you're happy tonight. )